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nipahdubs:

I loved Drew Barrymore as Armin in the Attack on Titan movie.

freakyhumanshit:

TG: i suck his dickCG: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!TG: i roll to suck his dick

freakyhumanshit:

TG: i suck his dick
CG: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
TG: i roll to suck his dick

mooseings:

Bad Cop vs. Chair

And Emmet is basically just

The last gif is my favourite - Bad Cop just hurls the chair at him.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

    buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke

georgeblagdiddy:

australia in summer:

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australia in autumn:

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australia in winter:

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australia in spring:

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redglarestuck:

fayghost:

youreallybuttermybiscuit:

Totally True Homestuck Fact #1010: Terezi can magically grow eyebrows when threatened.

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MOMO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOLY SHIT

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